you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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