- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Bob dole

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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