How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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