Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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kkk

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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xavier stop

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Bob dole

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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