What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Black People.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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