- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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