- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Justin Beiber

Charlotte Bobcats

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Your mom.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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