- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

If life throws you melons... ouch

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

You know what's catchy? A cold

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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