hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

John Stamos.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What is white black and Chinese A panda

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...