- Anti Joke

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Civil Rights.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him