- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

A Frenchman stays and fights

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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