What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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im watching you..

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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baby seal walks into a club

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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