- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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