What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

drake

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Billy Cundiff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Jason Connor.

Bloody kids ...

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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