Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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your mom died.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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