Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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