- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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