cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

Erectile Dysfunction.

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Bake until golden at 375

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

The Game

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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