Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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women's rights.

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fava beans

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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homework

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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