When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Membean

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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The Detroit Lions

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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