A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Anti Joke

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