Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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