What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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A black guy gets a job...

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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out of your comfort zone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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Butt Sex.

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AIDS

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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child labor

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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ginger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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