- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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