Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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