A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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