- Anti Joke

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.