Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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