- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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