black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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whats long and green? weed

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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