what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

kieran scott has a huge back

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Neither does he.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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