What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Are you Drew?

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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