- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

u jelly?

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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