- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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I died shortly after writing this.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Take off your shoes.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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