Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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