KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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David Silberberg is gay

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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lol a man is drowning

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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