What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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hit the thumbs down button

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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try slamming a revolving door

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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