Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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2 Penises

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Anti Joke

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