- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

what do you call gingers ugly.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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