Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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a man is running away

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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