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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

What causes floods? Too much water.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

what time is it? 3:16

What causes floods? Too much water.

Darude - Sandstorm

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

your mother

Your mama's so fat.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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