whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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