What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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knock knock who's there aids

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Women's rights.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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