Women's rights.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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These Jokes suck.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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