- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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