- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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