one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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