What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Paper shield.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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What's big and white?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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