- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

what?

Whats white and sticky fluff

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

BOTTOM!!!

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What did the peanut say to the jelly

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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