what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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