Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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toast points

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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whats black and white? a zebra

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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