- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Two english guys meet at work

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Kim Kardashian got a job.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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