- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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I pooped my pants

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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