- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

poop

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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