What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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I Have a Black Friend

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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