- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Grammer is very important

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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