Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

who is mark

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Your mama's so fat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Lol! Why you wanna know?

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