What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Your sex life.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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meh

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Why did it die Nothing died

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Anti Joke

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