3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your biggest fan.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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What's 9+10? 19

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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