What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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your mother

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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what time is it? 3:16

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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