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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

cancer

what do you call gingers ugly.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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