Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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hit the thumbs down button

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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try slamming a revolving door

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Anti Joke

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