- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What time is it? 20:45.

shut up kobe!

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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