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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

whats 2+2? 4

acualy is dolan

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