Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Im cute hehehee

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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