Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why is pi? Because circles.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

thumb_up thumb_down +11

hi mom

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

thumb_up thumb_down +9

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops