What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Where's my baby??

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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