What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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